Q: What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you?A: Pull the pin and throw it back.Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the week it is.Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.Q: But why do brunettes take the pill ?A: Wishful Thinking.Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel?A: Because her boyfriend was also blond!Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?A: You don’t lend the Porsche out to your friend.Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to spread.Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.