10> Not Just Another Overpaid Celebrity Taking Advantage of Name Recognition and the Resulting Glut of Free Media Coverage
9> Your Vote Could Help Prevent Him From Making “Last Action Hero 2”
8> Of Course He’s Sincere: We Already Know He Can’t Act
7> It’s Not a Toomah, It’s ze Defizit!
6> Vote for Me or “I’ll Be Back” Next Election With Even More Annoying Slogans
5> Vote for Someone With Experience Screwing a Democrat
4> The Closest Thing to a Bulletproof Kennedy
3> Schwarzenegger: Be Thankful I’m Not a Write-In Candidate
2> I’m a Friend of Gray Davis. I Was Told That He’s Here. Could I See Him, Please?
1> Free Water and Electricity From Oregon, or I’ll Kick Their Governor’s Ass!
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