A couple has a whirlwind, 30 day romance and even though they don’t know too much about each other, they decide to get married.
After a couple weeks, the husband says, “Honey, I have something I have to tell you. I’m a golf fanatic and I must play every day.”
“I also need to tell you something,” she replies. “I’m a hooker, and I need to do it every day.”
“That’s OK,” he said, “we’ll just play dog leg lefts.”