A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She then excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks. As he’s standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantle. He picks it up, and as he’s looking at it, she walks back in. He says, “What’s this?” “Oh, my father’s ashes are in there.” “Jeez…oooh….I…” She says, “Yeah, he’s too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray.”