These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they
got at a party the night before.
The first guy said, ”Man I was so drunk last night I went home and blew
chunks.”
The second guy said, ”Man that was nothing I was so drunk last night I was
driving home and I got my DWI.”
The third guy says, “Man that was nothing. I was so drunk last night I was
driving home and I picked up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed.”
Then the first guy said, ”No — you guys don’t understand! Chunks are my
dogs!”