A ninety eight year old gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a prescription of Viagra.
The doctor said: “That’s no problem. How many do you want?”
The man answered: “Just a few, maybe four, but cut each one in four pieces.”
The doctor said: “That won’t do you any good.”
The elderly gentleman said: “That’s all right. I don’t need them for sex anymore I just want it to stick out far enough so I don’t pee on my shoes.”