10. I’m a T-shirt and jeans kind of person.9. Do you pay overtime?8. I hate flying.7. I’m useless without ten hours of sleep a night.6. There are lies, damn lies, and statistics.5. Do you cover rental cars for collision?4. Stanford taught me that working in teams is great for slackers.3. I think three letter acronyms are for people too stupid to remember whole phrases.2. Two words: family first.1. Call it what you want, it still means firing people.