A nun went to her Mother Superior and asked her to hear a confession. ‘Mother,
today I experienced the pleasures of the flesh. Father Saunders came to me and
told me I had the gates to Heaven between my legs. He then told me he had the
key to Heaven and put it in the gates.”Why that lying!’ the Mother Superior
screamed. ‘For years he has toldme it was Gabriel’s trumpet and I’ve been
blowing it!’