20> Willy Wonka and the American-Job-Stealing, Child-Exploiting Overseas Chocolate Factory
19> Father-in-a-Nontraditional-Role Goose
18> Green Eggs, Ham and Guv’mint Cheese
17> How the Grinch Stole Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, the Winter Solstice or Your Preferred Non-Denominational, Politically Correct December Holiday
16> If Bullshit Could Fly
15> PETA and the Wolf
14> The Leonine American, the Alternative-Religion Practitioner and the Animal-Products-Free Wardrobe
13> Delirious George and the Stolen Election
12> The Fascist Republicans Stole My Cheese and Gave It to the Top 1% of the Wealthy
11> Where the Wild Things Are: A Night at the Kennedy Compound
10> The Little Boy Who Cried “Imminent Threat”
9> Mister Kucinich Eats All His Spinach!
8> The Berenstain Bears Go to California for Uncle Bear’s Wedding to Life-Partner Buford Bear
7> Nancy Drew and the Disappearing Weapons of Mass Destruction
6> Al Gore’s Pop-Up Book of Chads
5> You’re a Neo-Nazi Skinhead, Charlie Brown!
4> One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Mercury-Poisoned Fish Caught in an Illegal Tuna Net by an Evil Global Corporation
3> Babar Becomes a Piano!
2> George and the Giant Deficit
1> Heather Has Two Daddies, Three Mommies, Four Aunts Who Used to Be Uncles, a Leather-Clad Grandma and Several Cousins of Indeterminate Gender and/or Sexual Orientation
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