A man goes to the doctor and says “Doctor, I dont feel too good, could you check me over?”.
The doctor does some tests and says ” I hate to tell you this but you have AIDS.”
The man says “Oh my goodness, is there anything I should do?”
The doctor says “Yeah,drink a couple gallons of prune juice, eat a box of bran flakes, eat as much ex-lax as you can stomach and then get some mexican food.”
The man asks “Will that cure me?”
The doctor says ” No, but it will remind you what your ass is for!”