A depressed blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree, so she gathered together a few ropes and walked into the woods. When she got there she tied the ropes around the tree, and then around herself.
A few minutes later, a man walking his dog through the woods came across the blonde. He asked, �What on earth are you doing?�
The blonde replied, �I�m hanging myself!�
The man said, �So why is the rope tied around your stomach instead of round your neck?�
The blonde replied, �Well when I did that I couldn�t breathe!�