One day, an old woman sat in her rocking chair on her front porch.
Beside her slept her mangy old hound, Rex.
All of a sudden, a genie appears, startling the old crone.
“Old woman,” the genie says, “I feel sorry for you sitting here looking old and tired, so I�ve decided to grant you three wishes.”
The old woman thinks about it and says, “Well, I�ve always wanted to be a young, beautiful princess.”
Poof! The genie turns her into a young, beautiful princess.
The beautiful princess thinks some more and says, “A princess should live in a castle, not a shack like this.”
Poof! The shack becomes a huge castle.
The princess thinks a little more, then asks, “Shouldn�t a beautiful princess have a handsome prince?”
The genie looks around and spots Rex. Poof! Rex is transformed into a handsome prince.
Rex, the handsome prince, strolls up to the beautiful princess and kisses her passionately.
She melts in his arms and cries, “Take me Rex! Take me now!”
With a bitter smile, Rex whispers in her ear, “Bet you�re sorry you had me neutered now, bitch!”
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci and yisman