10.. Has posters of creepy Newsweek covers with “Doe” and “Lewinsky” over his/her bed…
9. Sings the ending to the Flintstones as “an all gay time…”
8 .. Mumbles incoherently to a now green piece of cheddar cheese.
7 .. Frequently looks down at crotch and argues “Lipid, SOLID, Lipid, SOLID…”.
6.. His/her toothbrush has tried to make a “run for it”.
5.. Claims he had an affair with Bill Clinton and has never left his home state of Montana.
4.. Bought a cage for the dustbunnies and keeps food and water in it for them.
3.. Is the sole attendee for a 12 step program no-one has ever heard of.
2.. Glows when sleeping.
1.. Believes that “up” is relative to the rotation of his home planet.