1. What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back to u?
a. A stick.
2. Whats wrong with this:
a b c d e f g h i j k m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
a. noel
3. What did 1 magnet say to the other?
a. I find u attractive.
4. My dogs name is camera. He snaps a lot.
5. Why did the chicken cross the road?
a. Colonel Sanders was gaining on him.