Your momma tore her best Posted on May 18, 2016May 18, 2010 by admin Your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.You have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that does run).You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet `Ms. Right’. Spread the love Related posts: You’re a redneck … you know how many You consider pork and beans You’re a redneck … your wife’s best pair Advice to northerner