More than anything, dull Dennis wanted to be a cowpoke.
Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a chance.
“This,” he said, showing Dennis is a rope, “is a lariat. We use it to catch cows.”
“I see, said Dennis, trying to seem knowledgeable as he examined the lariat. “And what do you use for bait?”
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis