No, officer

A man is driving with wife, when he is pulled over by a policeman.
“Sir,” says the cop. “You were going 60 in a 50.”

“No, I wasn’t.”

“Yes, you were,” says the wife.

“Keep quiet!” says the man, angrily.

“And you weren’t wearing a seatbelt,” says the cop.

“Yes I was.”

“No, you weren’t,” says the wife.

“SHUT UP!” says the man, really angry.

“Ma’am,” asks the cop, “is he always the rude and violent?”

“Only when he’s DRUNK.”

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