Single Woman’s PrayerNow I lay me down to sleep. Please don’t send me no more creeps.Please just send me one good man. One without a wedding band.One good man who’s sweet as pie. Who brushed his teeth and doesn’t lie.Who dresses neat and doesn’t smell. And is sexy like my man Denzel.Is super-rich like Michael J. On second thought, that’s okay.Man, if I should die before I wake, that would truly take the cake;No matrimony or honeymoon. No fancy reception planned for June.No throwing of the wedding bouquet. Please, God, don’t let me go out that way.If I die before I meet Mr. Right I won’t go out without a fight.But then again with my luck, He’d probably be just some schmuck.The single life is not that bad I know it’s just a passing fad.I won’t be blue. I will not frown. Besides, I like my toilet seat down.No more makeup, won’t comb my hair. So never mind this stupid prayer.The single life will do just fine. So what’s up, girlfriend? IT’S PARTY TIME!!!!