A man and his wife go to their weekend getaway in the mountains where the husband likes to fish and the wife likes to read
the husband came home early one day from fishing and went to bed
the wife decided now would be her chance to go out on the boat and read
so she did
she didn’t know the lake very well so she just layed anchor anywhere and began to read
along came a officer and told her “what are you doing?”
“reading” said the woman
“this is a restricted fishing area”
“but i’m not fishing”
“that may be true but you have all of the equipment so i will have to take you in”
“if you do that i will charge you with rape” the woman says
“but i didn’ touch you”
“this may be true but you have all of the right equipment”
Moral of the story is: never mess with a woman who knows how to read.