6 reasons for NOT being a penis Posted on December 11, 2018December 11, 2008 by admin 6. You live surrounded by nuts5. You have a head with no brains4. You have one eye that can’t see3. Your best friend is a pussy2. An asshole lives behind you1. They make you do pushups until you throw-up Spread the love Related posts: Newfy who never had sex Standardized Guide to the Bases The Golfers Baby Blue