5 Good Reasons Not To… Posted on February 10, 2016February 10, 2010 by admin 5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis! 1. You’re bald your entire life. 2. You have a hole in your head. 3. You live between two nuts. 4. An asshole lives behind you. 5. When you get excited, you throw up and then you faint. Spread the love Related posts: Yo know what they say Removing Tonsils vs. Circumcision The Ultimate Poopie List Ode To A Mammogram