1. Yo mama so fat that when her pager went off everyone thought she was backing up. LOL
2. Yo mama so fat that when niggas told her to haul ass she took two trips. LOL
3. Yo mama glasses so big that when when she looked in the map she seen people wavin. LOL
4. Yo mama so fat that when she steped on the scale it said to be continue. LOL
5. Yo mama so ugly that when she went in a hunted house she got an application. LOL
By:Angel of 335 Sutter