There were three nuns. One day the priest said ” if you want to
stay in this convent you have to wash any part of our body you
have touched with a penis. After hearing this the first nun goes
to the bowl ofholy water and washes her hand. The second nun
washes her butt.But the third one refuses to use the water
saying “if you expect
me to gargle that water after she put her butt in it your crazy!”