20 things to do in school to get u in trouble
1. Walk into school, entirely in black with your hand shaped
like a gun in your pocket. If anyone questions you…. claim
your going to shoot everyone at school with your finger. ( hold
your hand in a gun motion in the air)
2. Walk up to the school counceler, drop to your knees and
scream “THE VOICES, THE VOICES……all of u SHUT UP!!!!!”
3. Walk up to a teacher of the opposite sex and ask them to ge
to dinner with u tonight.
4. Ask school nurse about viagra. ( or vagisil, condoms,
lubricant)
5. Drop a love note in best guy friends locker…….signed by a
another guy.
6. Try to fit inside your locker. If u are questioned simply say
“I need to get away from it all”
7. Ask the school counceler if anyone has ever commited suicide,
if the answer is yes, act excited and ask exactly how they did
it.
8. Write on the mirror in the teacher’s bathroom “I can see u”
9. Hand your math paper in with scribbles insted of answer..
when asked to explain say ” i was just trying to bring
creativity to the class”
10. Hand out invitations to Little Johnny’s funeral to all the
teachers.
11. Divise a code using only coughs.
12. If the teacher tells you u have a detention or to put your
name on the bored annonce to her you know she’s one of THEM.
13. Explain to the school pricipal there is a conspiricy against
you when he askes you why, back away with a frightened
expression saying “Your in it to, You all are trying to kill me”
14. Ask the teacher for a pencil, after she hands it to you,
turn around and ask one of the students for another
pencil.(while putting the teacher’s pencil in your pocket)
15. When the furrnace kicks on, raise your hand and ask “Does
anyone smell gas?”
16.Refuse to play in gym class, insisting you have a phobia of
sticks and balls.
17. While playing in trivia in class, ask if you can go to the
office to phone a friend.
18. Walk down the hall after a test, singing i’m a survivor..(
Before a test sing i will survive)
19. Answer all teachers questions with a loud and sudden “BEEP”
20. Claim u lost somthing very valuable, compile a search party
after you have everyone around the school searching. pull the
item out of your pocket screaming NEVERMIND!!!!”