1) Chocolate is just another snack.
2) You can be president. (In this lifetime.)
3) You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger’s seat.
4) Flowers fix everything.
5) You never have to worry about other people’s feelings.
6) You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.
7) You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
8) Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
9) You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
10) You can say anything (“Wow, do my balls hurt!”) and not worry about what
people will think.