This guy was getting married and was worried about his
honeymoon, so he went to the sex specialist and told him her his
story and she said “ok, heres what you do, practice bouncing
this quarter on your stomach and when youve got it came see me
in a week”. So he went home and started
practicing,”quarter,quarter,quarter,quarter”.He went back in a
week as instructed and said “Doctor,Doctor!!!!,ive got it!
Quarter,quarter,quarter,quarter”. “DR” “Very good, now i want
to practice doing that and bouncing these 2 dimes on each side
of your hip’s and when youve done that come back in a week”.So
he went home and started to practice, “Quarter dime dime,
quarter dime dime, quarter dime dime,quarter dime dime”. He went
back in a week as instructed and said ” Docter Doctor!!!!! ive
got it!!! “QUarter dime dime,Quarter dime dime,quarter dime
dime, quarter dime dime”. “DR” “Great, now i want you to
practice doing that while bouncing this dollar on your back and
when youve done that come back in a week.( in one week he gets
married).So he goes home and starts practicing “Quarter dime
dime dollar, quarter dime dime dollar, quarter dime dime
dollar,quarter dime dime dollar”. He went back in one week as
instructed and said “Doctor Doctor!!!!!! ive got it! Quarter
dime dime dollar, quarter dime dime dollar,quarter dime dime
dollar,quarter dime dime dollar” “DR” “Excelent! now have a
great time on your honeymoon”. So he got married and its 10:00
pm and he is fucking her like he practiced saying in his head
“”Quarter dime dime Dollar, quarter dime dime dollar,quarter
dime dime dollar.quarter dime dime dollar” His wife
screams”Faster&Harder!” so he does and in his head agian hes
saying “Quarter dime dime Dollar, quarter dime dime
dollar,quarter dime dime dollar.quarter dime dime dollar” Agian
feeling great his wife say’s “Faster&harder!” “MAN” “$1.45!
$1.45! $1.45!