As the Clinton administration was drawing to a close, some folks were pondering what we will miss about Bill Clinton. Best bets:=> The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta announced that Clinton has proven that you CAN get sex from Aides. => Jennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Clinton was anything like Monica Lewinsky’s. She replied, “Close, but no cigar.” => The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains found on Monica’s dress: “Presidue.” => Clinton now recruits interns from only four colleges: Moorhead, Oral Roberts, Ball State and Brigham Young. => Arkansas is very proud of Bill Clinton. All these women coming forward, and not one is his sister!