The Original Version:
If you love somebody, set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, she never was….
New, Revised and Updated Versions:
* Pessimist:
If you love somebody, set her free…
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, well, as expected, she never was.
* Optimist:
If you love somebody, set her free…
Don’t worry, she will come back.
* Suspicious:
If you love somebody, set her free…
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
* Impatient:
If you love somebody, set her free…
If she doesn’t come back within your specific time limit, forget her.
* Patient:
If you love somebody, set her free…
If she doesn’t come back, continue to wait until she comes back…
* Playful:
If you love somebody, set her free…
If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, *repeat*
* Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love somebody, set her free…
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
* Lawyer:
If you love somebody, set her free…
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states this.
* Bill Gates:
If you love somebody, set her free…
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she’s also going to get an upgrade.
* Schwarzenegger Fan:
If you love somebody, set her free…
SHE’LL BE BACK!
* Over Possessive Control Freak:
If you love somebody,
don’t set her free.
* HR Specialist:
If you love somebody, set her free…
By offering her VRS and other benefits, then outsource her.
* Psychologist:
If you love somebody, set her free…
If she comes back, her super ego is dominant;
If she doesn’t come, back her id is supreme;
If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.
* Somnabulist:
If you love somebody, set her free…
If she comes back, it’s a nightmare;
If she doesn’t, you must be dreaming.
* Finance Expert:
If you love somebody, set her free…
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans;
If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.
* Marketing Expert:
If you love somebody, set her free…
If she comes back, she has brand loyalty;
If she doesn’t, reposition the brand in new and emerging markets!